Seventh Inning Stretch: Exclusive Interview

OAK 5, BOS 12

We're growing here on this blog, I just wrangled up an exclusive interview with a celebrity, Jay Sherman of "The Critic" fame:

Me: Thank you for agreeing to this interview, Jay and also thanks for your time. Let's dive right in, shall we? What do you think of the A's road trip so far?

Jay: IT STINKS!

By now I sure hope that you realize that the interview was a joke.

Luckily, I didn't watch the game with it's nine unearned runs today. I was helping a very good friend move to a new place in Alameda. I had to lug furniture up two and a half flights of stairs, but hisn new place is nice, it's the top floor of a victorian. Alameda's a nice town, I hope to live there someday.

I'm not going to write about the game, I'm too depressed to write much and I'm not too qualified because I didn't watch the game. Nine unearned runs, Yabu finally gets rocked. The A's offense finally score but the pitching doesn't hold up...This stinks.

At least my "Scoreless Innings Meter" reverse curse worked. It's now at one.