Baseball returns to DC

Yeah, I'm not the first to break this, but I'm going to trat this story with my unique wit.

Bush Opens Nationals' Inaugural Home Game

From the AP by way of the San Francisco Chronicle 2/14/05.

Bush watched the game from a box behind home plate with baseball commissioner Bud Selig, first lady Laura Bush, daughter Jenna and others. He left the ballpark after watching five innings.

Leaving early from a ballgame, shame on you Mr. President. You sure Bush isn't from California? That kind of attendance at a ballgame would make him fit right in perfectly with a bunch of Giants, Dodgers, Angels, Padres and A's fans. Well, not A's fans our stadium so ugly that it scares that kind fan away, that's why we have bad attendance and fewer sellout games than the Giants.