MISSING: Roger Clemens' Hummer

Hot off the AP wire:

Roger Clemens' orange Hummer — a present from the New York Yankees for his 300th win — was stolen Wednesday after the pitcher's son drove it to school and left it unlocked, police said.

Well, it's son's own dumb fault for leaving the car unlocked. A 17 year-old with a Hummer. I'd be pissed if I went to that kid's high school, I wouldn't even care if his dad's the Rocket. A 17 year-old hogging up three parking spaces with his Hummer in the Senior Parking Lot. While I'd be driving a piece of crap minivan.

Clemens has placed a $10,000 reward on that Hummer because it has "sentimental value."